vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing
I’m having an affair with a roll of toilet paper tonight….I mean it’s not my first time I’ve let one put it in my nose, but I still get a little nervous.
I had some weird dream where you had to sing karaoke with Scooby Doo as sort of a dare or charity event thing.
Anonymous said: hey arnold isnt an anime u fucking moron
Then how the fuck do you explain this??
Checkmate, you weeabitch.